Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I never leave.
my lit teacher cracks me up
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
oh my lorde one is a sunset and one is the clouds and one is a sunny meadow wow i need budgies
Well done, show. Well done.
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.